Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?
Me:

a man that thinks hes about to prove some sort of point and win the one sided argument he’s trying to get me involved in: Well let me ask you this
me: no shut the fuck up
All im saying is we both got $2 if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s and split it

something: *exists*
me: hmm okay
something: *is pink*
me: oooooh yes add to fuckin cart baby